The New Ride! (funny)

We sold our 1992 Honda Civic and upgraded to a 2006! The old civic had no power steering, windows, locks, seats... and no power engine! When driving up hill, you'd have to throw it in to 2nd gear, stick your foot out the door and start kicking. Even then the max speed was only 57 miles an hour. I got it up to 80 mph one time going down hill with the wind behind me after a poop (so I didn't weigh the usual). So, now I'm stuck with a Ford that retained less value than a burnt down double-wide trailer while Brittany gets to roll in style.

She deserves it. She lets me drive it once a month and on my birthday.






We sold our 1992 Honda Civic and upgraded to a 2006! The old civic had no power steering, windows, locks, seats... and no power engine! When driving up hill, you'd have to throw it in to 2nd gear, stick your foot out the door and start kicking. Even then the max speed was only 57 miles an hour. I got it up to 80 mph one time going down hill with the wind behind me after a poop (so I didn't weigh the usual). So, now I'm stuck with a Ford that retained less value than a burnt down double-wide trailer while Brittany gets to roll in style.

She deserves it. She lets me drive it once a month and on my birthday.