So... I'm on a Monday night bowling league with some guys from work and we're doing pretty well. We're in second place right now (anything but 1st is losing) and my average is 170. Anyways... let me get to the point.
Last night, our #1 bowler, Pete Jordan, was up to bowl. He aimed, he approached, and then he...
FELL FLAT ON HIS FACE!
NOT KIDDING.
Now, don't get me wrong. This guy is cool and he's our best bowler, but opportunities don't come along like this very often, so I had to get a shot in.
To commemorate Pete's bravery and his willingness to mop the floor for us, we have a new conceptual bowling shoe design in the works. Here's our first proto-type. Thanks, Rod for donating your daughter's training wheels.
They are called "The Ground Jordan's." As you can probably guess they serve a completely opposite roll from the "Air Jordan's" we all know about. While the Air Jordan's were made to leap high in the sky and get as far off the ground as possible, The Ground Jordan's were created to help you stay up, and on the ground. They were properly named after victim, Pete Jordan.
They come complete with safety hardware, quick-release velcro latches for height and training adjustment and are available in array of colors.
-Kevin Webb
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