Woobang Dongcheon-dong Gyeongju Si Gyeongsangbuk-Do

So I looked into purchasing www.KevinWebb.com, and found out that somebody else had already purchased it. Want to know who bought it? Well, the guy listed below owns it... no joke!

Woobang Dongcheon-dong Gyeongju Si Gyeongsangbuk-Do

I don't know??? Maybe he is looking into a name change?

You can find owner domain info on WhoIs and by searching Network Solutions online.

Later.

My New Office

Nothing to say, just wanted to get ya'll a picture.

-Kevin Webb

Bowling Shoes: The Ground Jordan's

So... I'm on a Monday night bowling league with some guys from work and we're doing pretty well. We're in second place right now (anything but 1st is losing) and my average is 170. Anyways... let me get to the point.

Last night, our #1 bowler, Pete Jordan, was up to bowl. He aimed, he approached, and then he...

FELL FLAT ON HIS FACE!

NOT KIDDING.

Now, don't get me wrong. This guy is cool and he's our best bowler, but opportunities don't come along like this very often, so I had to get a shot in.

To commemorate Pete's bravery and his willingness to mop the floor for us, we have a new conceptual bowling shoe design in the works. Here's our first proto-type. Thanks, Rod for donating your daughter's training wheels.

They are called "The Ground Jordan's." As you can probably guess they serve a completely opposite roll from the "Air Jordan's" we all know about. While the Air Jordan's were made to leap high in the sky and get as far off the ground as possible, The Ground Jordan's were created to help you stay up, and on the ground. They were properly named after victim, Pete Jordan.

They come complete with safety hardware, quick-release velcro latches for height and training adjustment and are available in array of colors.

-Kevin Webb

Crazy Backwoods Church!

This is NO JOKE. Me and my buddy Mike went shooting this past Thanksgiving at the boonies gun range in Columbus, GA. The range is actually one of the nicest ranges that I have ever been to, but I can't say the same for the local church. Sorry I just took a picture of the sign... you can probably guess why we didn't drive back in the woods to take a picture of the actual church building.

#1 The church was not viewable from the road. Enough said.
#2 We saw this on our way back from the range and we were out of ammo.

Had those 2 obstacles not stood in our way, you'd be seeing pictures of the church. I plan on getting some on my next trip to the range. Stay tuned and check back in 2 weeks for those.

Is this for real? Solar lights duct taped and jigga rigged to the sign?

Columbus, GA Gun Range

Here are some pictures of the Columbus gun range.





I have witnesses that this was done on accident at 25 yards. plus, it was cold outside.

Backyard Landscape Remodel

The remodeling has begun! I have the kitchen tiled, and with that knocked out of the way, I'm moving on to the backyard. I've gotten a good start, and the free pine straw and river rock were a big help in the budget. Luckily I live in GA and was able to break and haul rock off the mountain back in the woods. The swing was $99 and I spent $64 on plants, soil and stepping stones. $163 total.

Now, I just have some grading to do, and then laying down the new sod. I have to space off the fire pit area and gravel or mulch it AND THEN I'll be done!

Basketball hoop is next!

P.S. I'm doing this all cash, or finding what I need in my yard, woods or surrounding areas. NO MORE DEBT BABY!

Enjoy the pics.

Here's a before picture of the backyard.


Here's some after pictures.

No Wonder The Middle East is Full of Suicide Bombers

It's no surprise that these people (yes, I said "these people") are strapping bombs to themselves and loading up their vehicles with leftover mortar rounds. Iraq is literally hot as hell, they cover their women from head to toe (you know they are hairy and sweaty) and whenever I see one on TV, they look like they have a cactus in their butt, or deer antlers. One of the two.

Guys, guys, guys... let your women wear some shorts and a tank top, sell your bombs and buy air conditioners, and you might just stop being so angry all of the time. Stop bending over when deer run by too.

It's worth a try.

Now, if I can just figure out how to translate this into Arabic and send it to the Al Qaeda bases we'll be good to go.

Any help?

Ruby Tuesdays Denies Kandace A "Happy Birthday!"

It's just stupid. Ruby Tuesdays has joined the world of democratic, poop-scoopin' fools that refuse to celebrate a person's birthday in fear that a customer might get upset. SERIOUS? Yes, I requested a "Happy Birthday" for a friend that we went to lunch with today. Guess what?

DENIED!

I personally would have never thought that such a simple gesture would come under attack from the world of too-much-doo-doo-in-my-pants nut case politics.

P.S. The place smelled like poop too. No joke.

The New Ride! (funny)

We sold our 1992 Honda Civic and upgraded to a 2006! The old civic had no power steering, windows, locks, seats... and no power engine! When driving up hill, you'd have to throw it in to 2nd gear, stick your foot out the door and start kicking. Even then the max speed was only 57 miles an hour. I got it up to 80 mph one time going down hill with the wind behind me after a poop (so I didn't weigh the usual). So, now I'm stuck with a Ford that retained less value than a burnt down double-wide trailer while Brittany gets to roll in style.

She deserves it. She lets me drive it once a month and on my birthday.






We sold our 1992 Honda Civic and upgraded to a 2006! The old civic had no power steering, windows, locks, seats... and no power engine! When driving up hill, you'd have to throw it in to 2nd gear, stick your foot out the door and start kicking. Even then the max speed was only 57 miles an hour. I got it up to 80 mph one time going down hill with the wind behind me after a poop (so I didn't weigh the usual). So, now I'm stuck with a Ford that retained less value than a burnt down double-wide trailer while Brittany gets to roll in style.

She deserves it. She lets me drive it once a month and on my birthday.

New Damascus Homes Office Building!

Damascus Homes has finally moved in! From our cubicle-filled retail space, to our off-the-chain, hot, new 2-story office. It took three, 14 hour days to get moved... but it was worth it!

From the Cube to the Office

I've upgraded from a cubicle to a real office in the new Damascus Homes office building. I''m on the second floor with the grand master gourmet kitchen. Go ahead and take the elevator to come on up. My office even has a door :) I am extremely grateful to have 4 walls and a door. PRAISE THE LORD!

Gone are the days of TOO MUCH NOISE!

Pictures coming soon!

I Got A Promotion!

I was recently promoted to "Marketing Director" at Damascus Homes. What does this mean? Not much. I'll still take out trash on occasion, dig holes, use a drill, hammer and tape measure and stay late to help with whatever is needed. It's really just a name change. My title for the last 3 years was "Field Marketing Coordinator." Titles aren't really important, but it's nice to move on from having the same title for 3 years. A BIG THANKS to the peeps that trained me along the way and taught me to do everything with excellence and a good attitude.

Always be willing to learn, fight, work hard and be honest.

Introducing

Ok, so I've jumped into the next world of self-advertising media... just because I thought your world might be a better place with more me in it. Nah. Not really here for me.

I really did this so that I can leave stupid comments on my sis' blog, respond to all of the screaming child videos, study the pictures that Kourtney draws and submit them to people who solve hieroglyphics and other tribal artwork because I have no idea what she is creating. I can't talk much, though, as I was never much of an artist myself. I mostly drew Ninja Turtles beating up my English and Math teacher... things like that.

Not sure how often I'll be on here, but we'll see how the first few weeks go.

Take it easy. The fun begins... now! No, wait... NOW!

K-Webb