Letter To Interlink Control

Today I will be writing Interlink Control a letter and submitting them to the Better Business Bureau. I don't know that anything can be done at this point, but I'm going to go down fighting these little homos. As soon as the cancellation is final, we'll be picking up service with the award winning alarm company named Alarm Force.

Interlink Control: Kudzu Review

Today I was able to post a review on Kudzu for Interlink Control. There were only 3 reviews so far with mixed reviews, but we'll see if that grows once I start promoting my issues.

Interlink Control has yet to offer me any other solutions other than to pay $75 + $30/hr to come look at my system. So... until my contract runs out 14 months from now, I'll be hard at work to make sure that the online world knows the truth.

InterLink Control is a Terrible Home or Office Security System Provider Serving Atlanta, Loganville, Lawrenceville, Snellville & Metro Atlanta GA

Why Interlink Control in Atlanta, GA Couldn't Even Monitor Their Own Poop Schedules

InterLink Control Home Security in Atlanta, GA has officially proven themselves to be the best of the worst home security system providers in Atlanta, GA. They have also officially ticked off the worst person, as I will be applying 100% of my SEO knowledge into warning the world of this fraudulently home security company in Atlanta, GA that lacks service, lacks professionalism, lacks integrity and can only be described as dishonest and incompetent.

So What's The Big Deal?

About 2 years ago they were hired by me to do a job. The job included installing a security system and monitoring my home. Where did they fall completely short?

1. My alarm has gone off on more than one occasion, where no phone call was made to the police, or to my home.
2. I have given them the incorrect password before, and it has been accepted by the company with no further identification.
3. My alarm keypad has had errors on it for 3 MONTHS and they have promised several times that a tech would call us... butt no call.
4. They want to charge us $75 + $30/hr for somebody to come fix THEIR broken equipment.
5. Lee, who is a manager there, sounds like a girl on the telephone and is the "King of the "Ums""
6. Lee's favorite word is "Um."
7. When each of these issues were explain to Lee, he answered "Um."

The Bigger Problem

After having all of these issues occur, we tried to cancel our home security system provided to us by InterLink Control. They're response? "You will have to pay a $150 cancellation fee."

So... they suck at what they do, have defaulted on holding their side of the contract, which was to monitor my services, and to top it off they want me to pay them for their inadequacies.

The Solution

1. I will be blogging about them frequently in order to promote their terrible services and brand awareness.
2. I will be reporting them to the Better Business Bureau.
3. I will be calling them frequently, every week, just to say "you smell like doo doo and so does your momma!"
4. I will not stop being obnoxious until this blog turns up on the first page of Google for their search terms which have been pulled out of their website's content, meta tags, title tags and keywords.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND DON'T USE INTER LINK CONTROL!

P.S. I have purchased the domain www.InterlinkControlSucks.com. It should be feeding this blog live very soon.

HOLY CRAP...LITERALLY! I have to go change my pants.

This is called "though you lead me into the valley of the shadow of death." Stupid man almost killed his wife or his sister... or cuzin. I don't really know these people, so I don't know if they even knew each other. SOrry... my ADD kicked in.

This will make your butt cheeks pucker until tomorrow!

COMING SOON! Future Posts

there's plenty of new posts below this one.

Here's what I have on my future posts list:

Gun & Knife Collection
Blogger Contest (I'll be mailing a Starbucks gift card to the winner!)
Giant Ant Hill In My Yard
Camping Trip Update & Pictures
Tile Floor Project & Pictures
Biggest Poop You've Ever Seen. No... I'm kidding on this one. You sick people got all excited about it. Grose. Keep your doo doo to yourself.

Later

Update on the attack dog

So...lately a big black dog (no, i'm not a freakng racist) has been chasing my wife on her walks and barking aggressively. It's never on a leash and comes out of the same garage door every time. It's done this for the 3 years that I have lived here, and it doesn't bother me even though it has literally tried to eat me a couple of times... I just shake it off. BUT, chasing my wife ain't happen'n!

So... It finally drew the last straw when on my last run it viciously attacked, barked, growled, etc. at me. I went to the door...

knocked.
knocked again.
rang the doorbell (i don't think it worked cuz i couldn't hear it dinging).
knocked again.
I know they were home.
The garage door was open and there were 3 cars in the garage.
Buncha sissy's.
left.
went home and typed up a letter.
below is the actual letter.


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!ADULT CONTENT!

Homeowner,

I am fed up with your loose dog chasing me, and more importantly, my wife. I can deal with it, but I will NO LONGER put up with your dog chasing my wife and aggressively barking and growling at her while chasing her. If your dog chases my wife one more time, it will end up on your front porch with a broken neck! I have no dispute between you personally, or your family, but please understand that the protection of my family is my number one interest and I'm tired of her being afraid to go out.

I have also notified animal control with your address.

Thanks
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Walked back to the house and dropped it in the mailbox.

Now, I was upset when I wrote it and probably should have cooled down first, but guess what...

I went running today, and guess where that mug was for the first time since we have lived here???

ON A LEASH!

I WIN!

Ugliest (normal) Woman Alive!

She is one ugly mo fo! I can't remember which movie it was, but I saw her in a movie and had to pause it. If this is your mother, I'm sorry. No, really... I'm terribly sorry. It looks like she ran into a brick wall face first, then tried to iron it back out. Hopefully it was a costume and this isn't a real person,. otherwise I will have to account for this post when I get to heaven.

Fart Sniffer?

Here's a new picture of me and the wifey. She might shoot me when she finds out I posted a picture of her molesting my ear, or maybe she is farting, or sniffing for a fart? I dunno. Either way, its pretty funny.

Camping Trip Preparation!

Holla! I haven't broken this bad-boy out since I've been married! got her all cleaned out and ready! "Ready for what," you say? A CAMPING TRIP!!!

July 4th we'll be hitting up a seclusive camping spot. Brittany has never really done camping like we'll be doing. Pooping in the woods, baths in the river, food from under rocks, MREs, etc.

4 of us will be staying in this 9-man tent. We'll be packing Glocks, rocks and socks.

It all fits in this bag.
Cleaning it out because about 50 people slept in this thing from college.
Taking it down.

SORRY!

I'll have some new posts up tonight!