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Dave Ramsey Signed My Book!

I got a tight gift the other day. I had a meeting at Damascus Homes with Andrea from 640 WGST am radio station in Atlanta, and expressed briefly to her of my liking to the station and in particular, Dave Ramsey. I jokingly asked if she could get his autograph for me... and she did!

I received the book yesterday! 640, Dave Ramsey and now Andrea all rock! See some photos below!

I Make Easy Money On Craig's List

It doesn't matter if you own a business or need to make some extra easy cash at home. We all have stuff laying around in our garage, closet, bathroom or desk that we haven't used in years and are just sitting around wasting our space. DON'T THROW IT AWAY!

I just started using Craig's List last week and I have already sold 13 video games, some speakers, a computer mouse and keyboard, a pistol grib, an xbox, some controllers and an old TV. It was all things that haven't been used in years and most of it was sealed in a box at the bottom of my closet.

It's a free and easy way to make money with stuff that you consider junk. What some people consider junk, others consider treasure!

It's easy to do. Create a free account, take pictures of what you want to sell and start posting.

Here is an example of what a good posting should look like.

Some Good Marketing & Sales Tips To Help You Out:

1) Take excellent photos of what you are trying to sell

2) Do some research to come up with a good price

3) Create an exciting subject line about your product

4) Write a brief description, and bullet point some of the features of the item

5) Leave clear contact information... try not to use home phone numbers. Stick to cells and email addresses.

6) Use PayPal or meet at a public place to exchange money and products.

7) Never use money grams, wire money, or except checks from people. There is a lot of check fraud on Craig's List.

Good Luck!

Interlink Control Update

It just keeps getting better. Below is an informative post I received from a former employee of Interlink Control. Seems that even from the inside their tactics and experience are just short of

"As a former employee of this company, I can honestly say you are dead on. After all, the manager has NO experience what so ever. He used to work at a trucking company. As far as Lee goes, well, Lee is Lee, and he is just one little piece of the "puzzle". Just following orders. I have over 30+ years experience in the industry. I was being told " just go put it in, and we will worry about making it work later". Want some more good reading? Check the Cobb County Court records. Interlink Control is in the fiasco with Cobb EMC. ( too long to explain here, but do the research, it's great reading)"

Now my problems are confirmed.

What would you guys do if you were me?

Mike Guglielmucci Fakes Cancer... or did he?

The video below is the cancer fraud confession of Michael Guglielmucci of Edge International Church in Australia. There has been a boundless range of emotions felt and displayed as Mike's true story has unfolded. Two years ago Michael Guglielmucci came public with the announcement of his terminal illness; an aggressive form of cancer. Within the hidden foundation, a story of hope and healing bloomed as Mike told hundreds of thousands of people about the song "Healer" that God inspired him to write during his illness. The song topped the charts almost everywhere and was picked up by thousands of churches (including ours). In August, we found out through a public announcement that the story... was all a lie. (see video for complete and shocking story)

The biggest issue I personally have is for the lives of his youth and the people that came to know Christ under his watch. The confusion that will consume them over this situation is an urgency that we need to be in prayer for. This situation will definitely be a major setback as our credibility in this world had just been diminished, and a new roadblock has just been installed on the road to our mission to reach people.

The cancer was fake. And the truth was much deeper. Of course, all of this can be seen in the video interview below. But what you're about to read, has yet to be written.

Shock was the first emotion I experienced when I heard the true news about Mike's story. Then came anger, followed by confusion. After letting those emotions settle down, I went back and re-listened to his song and his interview. What I heard was astonishing...

I heard a real cry for help. See, Mike really was dealing with a form of cancer, as his addiction to pornography consumed his life since his teen years, and had spread so rapidly that it started to affect him physically. In effort to distract himself, and maybe the people around him, he created this "terminal illness" in the form of cancer. He was suffering... he was dying... and he was sick.

So what to make of this song that was inspired by an infusion of lies? The song might be the most genuine plea for help ever recorded in the history of Christian Music. His story is proof that sin can cause physical ailments as seen in the evidence of his chronic vomiting, hair loss, pain and breathing problems that occurred over the past few years of his "cancer." He really did need for God to heal him from cancer, but he disguised his spiritual cancer with a mask that he could understand better in the natural.

Let's continue to pray for Mike and his "cancer" that he has been dealing with over the years. Is sick as it is, he actually needs people praying for him more now, than he did during his original , false circumstances.

Hurricane Palin Hits Unprepared Democrats

It doesn't get any better than this. With McCain tiring in the 9th round of the fight; in the ring with a liberal drive-by media, star striking, show-stopping, Obamanation camp... conservative Americans were slowly losing hope. With the decision being narrowed and forced into voting for the "lesser of two evils," along came Hurricane Palin with a liberal, far-left destroying force.

She has left the Obamanation camp completely dumbfounded and in a daze. Her conservative views, strong American family background, bold politics and lipstick hockey mom presence have introduced us to a portrait American women that has brought category 5 level confusion to the far left.

They have nothing. As far as we know, she's a near perfect pick for the republicans. They're having to pull the lint out of her pockets and got through 22 years of her life to try and find something... anything to "stop the storm." So far they have only dug up lame, despicable personal attacks that have only launched McCain and Palin further ahead of the Obamanation camp.

All I can say is "I love it!"

The Republican National Convention (RNC)

Here's a recap and video links in case anyone missed it. I will put them in the order that they spoke.

Mitt Romney's Speech

Mike Huckabee's Speech

Fred Thompson's Speech

Sarah Palin's Speech

Joe Lieberman's Speech

Rudy Giuliani's Speech

John McCain Intro Video

John McCain's Speech (Part 1)

John McCain's Speech (Part 2)

John McCain's Speech (Part 3)

John McCain's Speech (Part 4)

John McCain's Speech (Part 5)

Spunk Marketing Launch

Here's the newest update for the Spunk Marketing Website Launch. I'm hoping to get it off the ground by September 1st.



www.SpunkMarketing.com
Spunk's Blog
Spunk's Myspace
kevin@spunkmarketing.com

Email me for a list of services!

Is it a sin to drink alcohol?

Interesting. I debated this topic at least weekly while I attended a Private University. I respect your thoughts... and here's mine.

Jesus did turn water into wine and there have been many people who have debated on whether or not it was just regular grape juice (fruit of the vine translation) or alcoholic (fermented translation). These are both debatable. What is not debatable is the fact that drunkenness IS a sin and drunkards will not inherit the Kingdom of God. This is made clearly in the Bible in several books (Galatians 5:19 is one of them).

19The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; 20idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions 21and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.

The Old and New Testament both state that "priests should not take in wine or strong drink." It's interesting that they used 2 separate descriptions of the subject. If this is true, and Jesus is our "High Priest" as referred to several time in the Bible, then did he really turn harmless water into alcohol? Just something to think about.

This clearly states that drunkenness is a sin. So what about drinking in moderation?

If this were the case, then this is the grayest subject in the Bible. What is moderation? Did God really give us the power to define a sin by allowing us to conclude what moderation is?

For some, drunk is 15 beers. For some, drunk is 2 beers. Does that mean that 2 beers is a sin for some and not for others? What is drunk? Does buzzing count?

The Bible also teaches us to judge everything we partake in by the fruit that it produces. Take into account all of the death, destruction and division that alcohol has caused in families, marriages and lives and I have to ask myself one question: Why would I want even an ounce of that in my body? That’s not very good fruit.

Here’s some fruit to help judge:

· More than 100,000 U.S. deaths are caused by excessive alcohol consumption each year. Direct and indirect causes of death include drunk driving, cirrhosis of the liver, falls, cancer, and stroke.¹

· At least once a year, the guidelines for low risk drinking are exceeded by an estimated 74% of male drinkers and 72% of female drinkers aged 21 and older.²

· 65% of youth surveyed said that they got the alcohol they drink from family and friends.⁷

· Nearly 14 million Americans meet diagnostic criteria for alcohol use disorders.⁵

· Youth who drink alcohol are 50 times more likely to use cocaine than those who never drink alcohol.³

· Among current adult drinkers, more than half say they have a blood relative who is or was an alcoholic or problem drinker.¹

· Across people of all ages, males are four times as likely as females to be heavy drinkers.¹

· More than 18% of Americans experience alcohol abuse or alcohol dependence at some time in their lives.⁶

· Traffic crashes are the greatest single cause of death for persons aged 6–33. About 45% of these fatalities are in alcohol-related crashes.⁴

· Underage drinking costs the United States more than $58 billion every year — enough to buy every public school student a state-of-the-art computer.²

· Alcohol is the most commonly used drug among young people.¹

· Problem drinkers average four times as many days in the hospital as nondrinkers — mostly because of drinking-related injuries.¹

· Alcohol kills 6½ times more youth than all other illicit drugs combined.²

· Concerning the past 30 days, 50% of high school seniors report drinking, with 32% report being drunk at least once.²

You think stats exist like this for the subject of obesity? Not even close, and 99% of the time, obesity only effects the individual… it doesn’t kill the people they run into.

U.S. College students spend 66 billion dollars a year in alcohol, 60% of all high school students get drunk before the time they graduate, 8% of the 60% become alcohol dependent for LIFE, only 12% of all alcohol consumers drink leisurely and are considered “sober drinkers.” If a Christian is arguing that drinking is ok as long as you don’t get “drunk,” then they are only standing up for 12% of the drinking population.

Yes, we should let the focus of our Christian walks be to grow in Christ and follow him with a reckless abandon, but could it be possible that things such as alcohol have put us into an invisible vice? I’ll never say that drinking alcohol is a sin or leads you to hell. I will say to do some research and make a wise decision. If alcohol is such a taboo topic in the world of believers, then why entertain it?

Lastly, The Bible tells us to do things that are wise, even if the outcome may not be considered a sin. After researching the Bible and life statistics, drinking alcohol just doesn’t seem very wise.

New Spunk Marketing Website

Here is the final version of the new Spunk Marketing website (Hopefully). It should be live sometime in September (Hopefully).

Spunk Marketing will offer graphic design and media marketing services.

Grasshopper vs The Ant (Funny & True Politics)

~TRADITION VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

~MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate e-tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008.

Interlink Control's Website Is At Best Amatuerish

Please tell me how a company the size of Interlink Control, who frequently advertises on the largest and most listened to radio stations and serves all of metro Atlanta can barely beat out my little ole' blog when it come to search engine optimization.

The Answer? They stink at everything they do.

As if it wasn't enough to stink at alarm monitoring services and home security, they decided to take it a step further and just stink at everything they do.

I'm tired of mediocre businesses with terrible customer service, inadequate employees and dishonest principals. You would think in times like these, that companies would go the extra mile to give their customers their monies worth... just can't seem to find it these days.

Survivor Update

Looks like I'm going to have to wait until next year. I wasted my time filling out the application and didn't have enough time to even mail it in. It was due Tomorrow. AHHH!!!!!!!

Looks like I will have to post-pone my millionaire status...

My New Company!

My new personal website will be launching soon. The address is www.SpunkMarketing.com. Right now I just have a static image up, but check back towards the end of the month for the real deal. Holla!

I Just Applied For Survivor!

I just spent an hour filling out the Survivor application and answering all of it's non-sense questions that it had for me! I'll shoot the video tomorrow and send it in VIA OVERNIGHT since it is due July 15th!

HOLLA!

Interlink Control on Kudzu

Click Here to view what other people think (or don't think) about the security monitoring and alarm system in Atlanta, GA Interlink Control. The consensus is that they stink like dirty booty.

Interlink Control Update - Repost

I would just like to congratulate myself!

My blog has finally made it to page 1 of Google for the search term "Interlink Control."

Type Interlink Control into Google and I should be number 3 or 4 on the page. I am shooting for the 1 spot now and since their online marketing stinks like dirty booty, it shouldn't be a problem!

I am still not finished with them either. I will be sending Interlink Control an official letter for the record and I plan on reporting them to the BBB this week.

If you don't know the deal of what's going on, then you can check out my previous blog about why Interlink Control Stinks Like Dirty Booty HERE!

NOW GO GOOGLE THEIR MUGS!

Louisiana Passes Castration Law for Rapist!

I would just like to congratulate the state of Louisiana for passing the bill today that mandates the castration of any second time offense rapist! The judge can also request it on a first-time offense.

BUT, shame on the Supreme Court for striking down a bill that would sentence child molesters to death! The Supreme Court said that child molestation was not cause enough for the death penalty. THEN WHAT IS??? Below is the Fox News press release.

Fox News:
"McCain called the decision “an assault on law enforcement’s efforts to punish these heinous felons for the most despicable crime.”

The court’s 5-4 decision Wednesday struck down a Louisiana law that allows capital punishment for people convicted of raping children under 12, saying it violates the Constitution’s ban on cruel and unusual punishment.

The ruling spares the only people in the U.S. under sentence of death for that crime — two Louisiana men convicted of raping girls 5 and 8. It also invalidates laws on the books in five other states that allowed executions for child rape that does not result in the death of the victim.

Obama said that had the court “said we want to constrain the abilities of states to do this to make sure that it’s done in a careful and appropriate way, that would have been one thing. But it basically had a blanket prohibition and I disagree with that decision.”

Obama has long supported the death penalty while criticizing the way it is sometimes applied.

As an Illinois legislator, he helped rewrite the state’s death penalty system to guard against innocent people being sentenced to die. The new safeguards included requiring police to videotape interrogations and giving the state Supreme Court more power to overturn unjust decisions.

He also opposed legislation making it easier to impose the death penalty for murders committed as part of gang activity. Obama argued the language was too vague and could be abused by authorities.

But Obama has never rejected the death penalty entirely. He supported death sentences for killing volunteers in community policing programs and for particularly cruel murders of elderly people.

“While the evidence tells me that the death penalty does little to deter crime, I believe there are some crimes — mass murder, the rape and murder of a child — so heinous, so beyond the pale, that the community is justified in expressing the full measure of its outrage by meting out the ultimate punishment,” he wrote in his book “The Audacity of Hope.”"

Interlink Control - Home and Business Security Solutions for Georgia

I actually have 2 pages indexed on the first page of Google for Interlink Control!

Holla!

Interlink Control Security System Update

I would just like to congratulate myself!

My blog has finally made it to page 1 of Google for the search term "Interlink Control."

Type Interlink Control into Google and I should be number 3 or 4 on the page. I am shooting for the 1 spot now and since their online marketing stinks like dirty booty, it shouldn't be a problem!

I am still not finished with them either. I will be sending Interlink Control an official letter for the record and I plan on reporting them to the BBB this week.

If you don't know the deal of what's going on, then you can check out my previous blog about why Interlink Control Stinks Like Dirty Booty HERE!

NOW GO GOOGLE THEIR MUGS!

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July 4th at the Gun Range

Bustin a cap.

Our improvised sun cover.

My kid and his friend.

Me shooting again.

Mike.

Ghetto Redneck Shooting Umbrella.

My child.

Sweet.

I got an 18" target with my pistol at 125 yards... the end length of this dirt road. 5 times out of 17 on my first clip!

Ryan Lanz's Wedding

I have more stuff coming soon, including Rarby's and why you won't find that in the phone book, our trip to Ohio, Braiden and a "from the heart" blog about the dude who got hit by a car (was all over the news).

Until then, here's some pics from the wedding. Pics of the actual ceremony are being sent to me on a CD. I'll post them when they get here.

P.S. Ryan seriously packed 5 boxes of 40 ct. condoms... Can you say wheel chair?

My Pet Black Widow Spider

Here's some friends I found in my backyard today while cutting my grass. The Black Widow had just had about 50 million babies. They are the red dots in the lower part of the picture.


This guy was on the rocks right next to the Black Widow.

My $9 Knife

Below is my new knife that I just bought for $9 for my camping trip July 4th. It was highly rated on www.KnifeTests.com and proved to be extremely durable. I did not want to take any of my expensive knives on the trip, so this seemed to fit the trip perfectly. It withstood many torture tests done on www.KniveTests.com and the guy there plays no games when it comes to testing knives. I bought 2 because they were so cheap.

The knife can be purchased HERE.

The torture test can be seen HERE.

Running Out of Gas?

I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

World's Fastest DUI Test (funny(

Very Sad Story... PLEASE READ!

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and
with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid butt against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

This is for all of my friends who send me those heart-warming stories!

Farm Kid at Marine Corps Boot Camp (funny)

FARM KID

(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls -eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over inSilver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,
Alice

Heat Blasting Redneck Cooking Ghetto Fools in Loganville, GA

I've never in my life had to reside in a building that was 97 degrees... until yesterday. Our AC is broken and Atlanta, GA is breaking heat records every day. We sure do know how to pick the times for "life" to happen.

At any rate, I figured you'd enjoy my redneck/ghetto pictures of the portable AC unit that I stole/borrowed from work. It's good for cooling a space the size of a pants pocket. Yeah... like a pocket in your pants; about 8 cubic INCHES! It basically doesn't work in our master bedroom at all, so my wife and I have been guests at our own house for the last couple of nights. The thing works ok in the guest bedroom which is smaller. Enjoy!

Letter To Interlink Control

Today I will be writing Interlink Control a letter and submitting them to the Better Business Bureau. I don't know that anything can be done at this point, but I'm going to go down fighting these little homos. As soon as the cancellation is final, we'll be picking up service with the award winning alarm company named Alarm Force.

Interlink Control: Kudzu Review

Today I was able to post a review on Kudzu for Interlink Control. There were only 3 reviews so far with mixed reviews, but we'll see if that grows once I start promoting my issues.

Interlink Control has yet to offer me any other solutions other than to pay $75 + $30/hr to come look at my system. So... until my contract runs out 14 months from now, I'll be hard at work to make sure that the online world knows the truth.

InterLink Control is a Terrible Home or Office Security System Provider Serving Atlanta, Loganville, Lawrenceville, Snellville & Metro Atlanta GA

Why Interlink Control in Atlanta, GA Couldn't Even Monitor Their Own Poop Schedules

InterLink Control Home Security in Atlanta, GA has officially proven themselves to be the best of the worst home security system providers in Atlanta, GA. They have also officially ticked off the worst person, as I will be applying 100% of my SEO knowledge into warning the world of this fraudulently home security company in Atlanta, GA that lacks service, lacks professionalism, lacks integrity and can only be described as dishonest and incompetent.

So What's The Big Deal?

About 2 years ago they were hired by me to do a job. The job included installing a security system and monitoring my home. Where did they fall completely short?

1. My alarm has gone off on more than one occasion, where no phone call was made to the police, or to my home.
2. I have given them the incorrect password before, and it has been accepted by the company with no further identification.
3. My alarm keypad has had errors on it for 3 MONTHS and they have promised several times that a tech would call us... butt no call.
4. They want to charge us $75 + $30/hr for somebody to come fix THEIR broken equipment.
5. Lee, who is a manager there, sounds like a girl on the telephone and is the "King of the "Ums""
6. Lee's favorite word is "Um."
7. When each of these issues were explain to Lee, he answered "Um."

The Bigger Problem

After having all of these issues occur, we tried to cancel our home security system provided to us by InterLink Control. They're response? "You will have to pay a $150 cancellation fee."

So... they suck at what they do, have defaulted on holding their side of the contract, which was to monitor my services, and to top it off they want me to pay them for their inadequacies.

The Solution

1. I will be blogging about them frequently in order to promote their terrible services and brand awareness.
2. I will be reporting them to the Better Business Bureau.
3. I will be calling them frequently, every week, just to say "you smell like doo doo and so does your momma!"
4. I will not stop being obnoxious until this blog turns up on the first page of Google for their search terms which have been pulled out of their website's content, meta tags, title tags and keywords.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND DON'T USE INTER LINK CONTROL!

P.S. I have purchased the domain www.InterlinkControlSucks.com. It should be feeding this blog live very soon.

HOLY CRAP...LITERALLY! I have to go change my pants.

This is called "though you lead me into the valley of the shadow of death." Stupid man almost killed his wife or his sister... or cuzin. I don't really know these people, so I don't know if they even knew each other. SOrry... my ADD kicked in.

This will make your butt cheeks pucker until tomorrow!

COMING SOON! Future Posts

there's plenty of new posts below this one.

Here's what I have on my future posts list:

Gun & Knife Collection
Blogger Contest (I'll be mailing a Starbucks gift card to the winner!)
Giant Ant Hill In My Yard
Camping Trip Update & Pictures
Tile Floor Project & Pictures
Biggest Poop You've Ever Seen. No... I'm kidding on this one. You sick people got all excited about it. Grose. Keep your doo doo to yourself.

Later

Update on the attack dog

So...lately a big black dog (no, i'm not a freakng racist) has been chasing my wife on her walks and barking aggressively. It's never on a leash and comes out of the same garage door every time. It's done this for the 3 years that I have lived here, and it doesn't bother me even though it has literally tried to eat me a couple of times... I just shake it off. BUT, chasing my wife ain't happen'n!

So... It finally drew the last straw when on my last run it viciously attacked, barked, growled, etc. at me. I went to the door...

knocked.
knocked again.
rang the doorbell (i don't think it worked cuz i couldn't hear it dinging).
knocked again.
I know they were home.
The garage door was open and there were 3 cars in the garage.
Buncha sissy's.
left.
went home and typed up a letter.
below is the actual letter.


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!ADULT CONTENT!

Homeowner,

I am fed up with your loose dog chasing me, and more importantly, my wife. I can deal with it, but I will NO LONGER put up with your dog chasing my wife and aggressively barking and growling at her while chasing her. If your dog chases my wife one more time, it will end up on your front porch with a broken neck! I have no dispute between you personally, or your family, but please understand that the protection of my family is my number one interest and I'm tired of her being afraid to go out.

I have also notified animal control with your address.

Thanks
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Walked back to the house and dropped it in the mailbox.

Now, I was upset when I wrote it and probably should have cooled down first, but guess what...

I went running today, and guess where that mug was for the first time since we have lived here???

ON A LEASH!

I WIN!

Ugliest (normal) Woman Alive!

She is one ugly mo fo! I can't remember which movie it was, but I saw her in a movie and had to pause it. If this is your mother, I'm sorry. No, really... I'm terribly sorry. It looks like she ran into a brick wall face first, then tried to iron it back out. Hopefully it was a costume and this isn't a real person,. otherwise I will have to account for this post when I get to heaven.

Fart Sniffer?

Here's a new picture of me and the wifey. She might shoot me when she finds out I posted a picture of her molesting my ear, or maybe she is farting, or sniffing for a fart? I dunno. Either way, its pretty funny.

Camping Trip Preparation!

Holla! I haven't broken this bad-boy out since I've been married! got her all cleaned out and ready! "Ready for what," you say? A CAMPING TRIP!!!

July 4th we'll be hitting up a seclusive camping spot. Brittany has never really done camping like we'll be doing. Pooping in the woods, baths in the river, food from under rocks, MREs, etc.

4 of us will be staying in this 9-man tent. We'll be packing Glocks, rocks and socks.

It all fits in this bag.
Cleaning it out because about 50 people slept in this thing from college.
Taking it down.

SORRY!

I'll have some new posts up tonight!

Woobang Dongcheon-dong Gyeongju Si Gyeongsangbuk-Do

So I looked into purchasing www.KevinWebb.com, and found out that somebody else had already purchased it. Want to know who bought it? Well, the guy listed below owns it... no joke!

Woobang Dongcheon-dong Gyeongju Si Gyeongsangbuk-Do

I don't know??? Maybe he is looking into a name change?

You can find owner domain info on WhoIs and by searching Network Solutions online.

Later.

My New Office

Nothing to say, just wanted to get ya'll a picture.

-Kevin Webb

Bowling Shoes: The Ground Jordan's

So... I'm on a Monday night bowling league with some guys from work and we're doing pretty well. We're in second place right now (anything but 1st is losing) and my average is 170. Anyways... let me get to the point.

Last night, our #1 bowler, Pete Jordan, was up to bowl. He aimed, he approached, and then he...

FELL FLAT ON HIS FACE!

NOT KIDDING.

Now, don't get me wrong. This guy is cool and he's our best bowler, but opportunities don't come along like this very often, so I had to get a shot in.

To commemorate Pete's bravery and his willingness to mop the floor for us, we have a new conceptual bowling shoe design in the works. Here's our first proto-type. Thanks, Rod for donating your daughter's training wheels.

They are called "The Ground Jordan's." As you can probably guess they serve a completely opposite roll from the "Air Jordan's" we all know about. While the Air Jordan's were made to leap high in the sky and get as far off the ground as possible, The Ground Jordan's were created to help you stay up, and on the ground. They were properly named after victim, Pete Jordan.

They come complete with safety hardware, quick-release velcro latches for height and training adjustment and are available in array of colors.

-Kevin Webb

Crazy Backwoods Church!

This is NO JOKE. Me and my buddy Mike went shooting this past Thanksgiving at the boonies gun range in Columbus, GA. The range is actually one of the nicest ranges that I have ever been to, but I can't say the same for the local church. Sorry I just took a picture of the sign... you can probably guess why we didn't drive back in the woods to take a picture of the actual church building.

#1 The church was not viewable from the road. Enough said.
#2 We saw this on our way back from the range and we were out of ammo.

Had those 2 obstacles not stood in our way, you'd be seeing pictures of the church. I plan on getting some on my next trip to the range. Stay tuned and check back in 2 weeks for those.

Is this for real? Solar lights duct taped and jigga rigged to the sign?