Grasshopper vs The Ant (Funny & True Politics)

~TRADITION VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

~MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate e-tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008.

Interlink Control's Website Is At Best Amatuerish

Please tell me how a company the size of Interlink Control, who frequently advertises on the largest and most listened to radio stations and serves all of metro Atlanta can barely beat out my little ole' blog when it come to search engine optimization.

The Answer? They stink at everything they do.

As if it wasn't enough to stink at alarm monitoring services and home security, they decided to take it a step further and just stink at everything they do.

I'm tired of mediocre businesses with terrible customer service, inadequate employees and dishonest principals. You would think in times like these, that companies would go the extra mile to give their customers their monies worth... just can't seem to find it these days.

Survivor Update

Looks like I'm going to have to wait until next year. I wasted my time filling out the application and didn't have enough time to even mail it in. It was due Tomorrow. AHHH!!!!!!!

Looks like I will have to post-pone my millionaire status...

My New Company!

My new personal website will be launching soon. The address is www.SpunkMarketing.com. Right now I just have a static image up, but check back towards the end of the month for the real deal. Holla!

I Just Applied For Survivor!

I just spent an hour filling out the Survivor application and answering all of it's non-sense questions that it had for me! I'll shoot the video tomorrow and send it in VIA OVERNIGHT since it is due July 15th!

HOLLA!

Interlink Control on Kudzu

Click Here to view what other people think (or don't think) about the security monitoring and alarm system in Atlanta, GA Interlink Control. The consensus is that they stink like dirty booty.

Interlink Control Update - Repost

I would just like to congratulate myself!

My blog has finally made it to page 1 of Google for the search term "Interlink Control."

Type Interlink Control into Google and I should be number 3 or 4 on the page. I am shooting for the 1 spot now and since their online marketing stinks like dirty booty, it shouldn't be a problem!

I am still not finished with them either. I will be sending Interlink Control an official letter for the record and I plan on reporting them to the BBB this week.

If you don't know the deal of what's going on, then you can check out my previous blog about why Interlink Control Stinks Like Dirty Booty HERE!

NOW GO GOOGLE THEIR MUGS!

Louisiana Passes Castration Law for Rapist!

I would just like to congratulate the state of Louisiana for passing the bill today that mandates the castration of any second time offense rapist! The judge can also request it on a first-time offense.

BUT, shame on the Supreme Court for striking down a bill that would sentence child molesters to death! The Supreme Court said that child molestation was not cause enough for the death penalty. THEN WHAT IS??? Below is the Fox News press release.

Fox News:
"McCain called the decision “an assault on law enforcement’s efforts to punish these heinous felons for the most despicable crime.”

The court’s 5-4 decision Wednesday struck down a Louisiana law that allows capital punishment for people convicted of raping children under 12, saying it violates the Constitution’s ban on cruel and unusual punishment.

The ruling spares the only people in the U.S. under sentence of death for that crime — two Louisiana men convicted of raping girls 5 and 8. It also invalidates laws on the books in five other states that allowed executions for child rape that does not result in the death of the victim.

Obama said that had the court “said we want to constrain the abilities of states to do this to make sure that it’s done in a careful and appropriate way, that would have been one thing. But it basically had a blanket prohibition and I disagree with that decision.”

Obama has long supported the death penalty while criticizing the way it is sometimes applied.

As an Illinois legislator, he helped rewrite the state’s death penalty system to guard against innocent people being sentenced to die. The new safeguards included requiring police to videotape interrogations and giving the state Supreme Court more power to overturn unjust decisions.

He also opposed legislation making it easier to impose the death penalty for murders committed as part of gang activity. Obama argued the language was too vague and could be abused by authorities.

But Obama has never rejected the death penalty entirely. He supported death sentences for killing volunteers in community policing programs and for particularly cruel murders of elderly people.

“While the evidence tells me that the death penalty does little to deter crime, I believe there are some crimes — mass murder, the rape and murder of a child — so heinous, so beyond the pale, that the community is justified in expressing the full measure of its outrage by meting out the ultimate punishment,” he wrote in his book “The Audacity of Hope.”"

Interlink Control - Home and Business Security Solutions for Georgia

I actually have 2 pages indexed on the first page of Google for Interlink Control!

Holla!

Interlink Control Security System Update

I would just like to congratulate myself!

My blog has finally made it to page 1 of Google for the search term "Interlink Control."

Type Interlink Control into Google and I should be number 3 or 4 on the page. I am shooting for the 1 spot now and since their online marketing stinks like dirty booty, it shouldn't be a problem!

I am still not finished with them either. I will be sending Interlink Control an official letter for the record and I plan on reporting them to the BBB this week.

If you don't know the deal of what's going on, then you can check out my previous blog about why Interlink Control Stinks Like Dirty Booty HERE!

NOW GO GOOGLE THEIR MUGS!

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July 4th at the Gun Range

Bustin a cap.

Our improvised sun cover.

My kid and his friend.

Me shooting again.

Mike.

Ghetto Redneck Shooting Umbrella.

My child.

Sweet.

I got an 18" target with my pistol at 125 yards... the end length of this dirt road. 5 times out of 17 on my first clip!

Ryan Lanz's Wedding

I have more stuff coming soon, including Rarby's and why you won't find that in the phone book, our trip to Ohio, Braiden and a "from the heart" blog about the dude who got hit by a car (was all over the news).

Until then, here's some pics from the wedding. Pics of the actual ceremony are being sent to me on a CD. I'll post them when they get here.

P.S. Ryan seriously packed 5 boxes of 40 ct. condoms... Can you say wheel chair?